Miss Frizz

Once upon a time, in a land of many college students with hardly anything to do, there lived a girl (for privacy purposes her name will not be disclosed; she will here-to-for be known as Miss Frizz.)
She was a generally happy girl, but today the sun just refused to shine on her parade.  Some of her miseries of the day included not knowing how to do her homework because she had accidentally slept through class the day before, being extremely sore from dance classes and still having to stretch past her limit in Jazz, being overwhelmed from an excessive amount of stuff she realized she had to accomplish over the next couple of weeks, and literally having the sun refuse to shine today.

Miss Frizz would be alright though, she knew that if she went to sleep she would be refreshed for the new day and that tomorrow would be significantly better, the only problem was getting to sleep.  Her poor brain was in overdrive and wouldn't slow down enough to let her relax into the deep sleep she so desperately desired.  Since she couldn't sleep she decided that the best thing for her to do was use her brain in a fun and creative way and hope that tiredness would soon overcome it.  So she made up a story:

'Once there was a girl who wanted to be a hipster. The end.'

Then she made up a poem:

'Roses are red, violets are blue, I like parsnips, and coconut glue.'

Then she tried to find a funny picture but there are only stupid pictures with animals and misspelled words on the Internet these days.

Then she decided she could finally sleep.