Excerpt from Amanda's Diary

I am in love!


I met this guy and he is absolutely wonderful in every way possible.  He's nice, and charming, and very dedicated, and on top of all that he's a great listener.  There's is just so much about this guy that has made me fall in love with him.  


I fell in love like you fall asleep: slowly, then all at once.  First I got to know him.  At first there didn't seem to be anything special about him.  He was just like all the other guys out there, but after a while I started noticing that he was something special.  He has a way of making me feel needed even though he doesn't even realize he's doing it.


After getting to know him I started noticing all the things I like about him.  He's different and alright with that fact.  He makes me smile without even trying.  He's there when I need him.  He's caring and kind.  He is even willing to battle monsters with me while using our hands as weapons.


Perfect right?  Wrong!


There is a slight problem.  And that problem is that he doesn't love me back.  He has someone else.  And guess why he has this someone else?  Yep, that's right!  ME!  I set the whole thing up!  And in all honesty even if he didn't have that girl he could have his choice of at least three others as well.  Granted two of those choices probably wouldn't work out too well because I'm not even sure if they are the same species.  But still why would he choose me when he has all these other choices.


So here I am confessing my love in a blog post that he will most likely never read.  So I might as well just get it out in the open...


Link I love you!


I know you're only a video game character and that you're in love with Princess Zelda and you would do anything for her, but without me you two wouldn't even be together!  You NEED me!  I'm the one who controls your every move.  My hands control all your weapons so that you can fight your way through every monster Ganondorf throws our way.  We make the perfect team!  Why can't you see that?


I know it would be complicated but we could make it work!  At least we're both humans so I would definitely be a better choice than Navi or Princess Ruto.  And in all honesty I think I'm a better choice than Princess Zelda too!  Because I actually stuck with you throughout your whole quest when she only showed up occasionally to help you out.  Plus she's a cross dresser so half the time she was helping you out she was pretending to be a man.  That's just weird!  Do you really want to be with a cross dresser who obviously doesn't love you as much as I do?  (Don't answer that!)


Anyway, I just figured I would confess my love... food for thought I suppose.