Anyway, as I was saying, I am single. And as much fun as I am having being single, I would very much enjoy not being single as well. So I am now accepting applications to fill the position of my new boyfriend. To apply click this link and follow the instructions given:
While I am making my decision and going through the many applications that I am sure I will receive here are a couple things you should become familiar with in case you are chosen.
Youtube videos: "Llama's with hats" (1,2,3, and 4)
Anything done by Julian Smith ("Eat Randy" is a must!)
Every single Kid History episode! (here is episode 1 to start you off)
Television Shows: Pushing Daisies
Movies: Everything Disney!
Books: At least one of John Green's books (preferably The Fault in Our Stars or Looking for Alaska), Tuesday's with Morrie by Mitch Albom, all the Harry Potter books, The Hunger Games Trilogy, and Grace by Richard Paul Evans.
Music: Must at least be able to put up with country music if you don't already like it, and you must love show tunes!
And last, but not least, you must be able to play pretend! If you have lost this capability then don't even apply.
Thank you for your interest in the position.