The School Of Life, Planet Earth (1992 - present)
Masters in Human Functioning with an emphasis is Sarcasm
- Practical skills in how to communicate and interact with other humans
- Rudimentary knowledge on courtship, dating, romance, and how to Human
Southern Utah University, Cedar City, Utah (2010 - 2014)
BFA in Musical Theatre
- Skills in acting, singing, and dancing
- Ability to entertain other humans
- I am a goofball
Davis High School, Kaysville, Utah (2007-2010)
Class of 2010
- I graduated High School and therefore have my life together
Romantic Experience
First Boyfriend, aka Guillermo
Young, Desperate, and Naive (2008 - 2010)
- Acquired basic skills in dating
- Gained experience in managing arguments
- Brought on a new respect for myself
Second Boyfriend, aka Batman
Still learning (2010 - 2011)
- Gained more experience in dating and romance
- Obtained a knowledge on dating outside of the LDS religion
- Acquired moderate listening skills with a specialization in grown-up issues
- Learned a valuable lesson in dealing with ex-boyfriends
The Two Week Relationship, aka The Childish Adult
Confused and Bored (2011)
- Acquired skills in taking care of children (and adults who act like children)
- Strengthened my desire for a real man
- Gained a new sense of playfulness in dating and romance
The Fling, aka The Older Man
Wild and Stupid (2012)
- Leveled up in dating boldness
- Learned the importance of fun and the value of consequences
Third Boyfriend, aka Jrshdfr
Older and Wiser (2013-2014)
- Gained experience in cooking for men
- Obtained an understanding of truly loving someone else
- Acquired an understanding of how it feels to not be loved in the way I deserve
- Learned the importance of dating someone with my same values
The Last Boyfriend, aka The RM
Excited to start something real (2014)
- Learned that nobody is perfect
- Gained experience in decrypting what men actually mean when they refuse to say what they want or need
- Realized that it is possible to love again after suffering a broken heart
Special Skills, Personal Achievements, and Interests
- Very good with children, and children with disabilities
- Incredibly fun person with skills in spontaneity
- Gorgeous
- Good kisser
- Outdoorswoman: activities include hiking, canoeing, river rafting, rock climbing, and camping
- Fluent in sarcasm, sass, and Syd the Sloth
- Skilled in baking, cooking, and basically following the recipe
- Beautiful
- Knowledge in how to human
- I am awkward, and I enjoy it
- Self diagnosed geek, need proof?
- Marvel Superheros
- DC Villains
- The Legend of Zelda
- D&D
- Avatar the Last Airbender
- HP? Always!
- Skyrim
- Pokemon
- John Green and DFTBA
- Miyazaki
- Stunning
- I can play the ukulele and sing, also the piano is a thing I can do
- Bo staff skills, nunchuck skills, computer hacking skills
- Avid quoter of movies, tv shows, and random obscure youtube videos
- Skills in cutting sandwiches into adorable shapes (kids love this)
- Occasional morbid sense of humor
- Capable of driving a manual car
- Very attractive and very humble about it
References
Frank Gasparro, Good friend
"It's a good thing you're pretty!" (said every time I do something awkward or strange)
McKenna Horman, Best friend
"I'll be your boyfriend."
Dorothy Dayton, Mother
"You're special... ed."
